"My life is a journey through a world of magical bullshit," Brand deadpans. "Also, last-minute shoppers are animals and every single retail employee has spent the entire holiday season fantasizing about how to kill said animals with every single item in the store."
South's next question gets a grunt.
"Yeah, Addam basically raised Quinn. Kid sees the future and talks like he doesn't understand verb tenses, but he's not a complete pain in the ass. Max we got because his grandma got Rune to agree to 'deliver a package' for her, then we found out that the 'package' was a teenage boy and the delivery location was his age of majority. But she's an evil bitch; so fuck her, we're keeping him."
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Date: 2021-10-29 12:00 am (UTC)South's next question gets a grunt.
"Yeah, Addam basically raised Quinn. Kid sees the future and talks like he doesn't understand verb tenses, but he's not a complete pain in the ass. Max we got because his grandma got Rune to agree to 'deliver a package' for her, then we found out that the 'package' was a teenage boy and the delivery location was his age of majority. But she's an evil bitch; so fuck her, we're keeping him."