She’s trying, she’s trying not to laugh, she swears, but— fuck, how many months have they known each other now and without a single bit of this coming up? Five kids? Five kids. Five fucking kids they apparently took in within a few months and not once— five! Five kids!
She’s doubled over laughing, it takes a monumental effort to compose herself enough to sit up. She has to wipe her eyes.
“Oh, my god. I can’t— Brand. That’s a lot of fucking kids and you never—” Deep breath. Do not fall back into laughter. She presses her lips together, which just leads to muffled snickering sounds. “Okay. Okay. I’m calming down. I swear. Just— Brand. Dude.”
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Date: 2021-09-17 04:21 am (UTC)“Few months?”
She’s trying, she’s trying not to laugh, she swears, but— fuck, how many months have they known each other now and without a single bit of this coming up? Five kids? Five kids. Five fucking kids they apparently took in within a few months and not once— five! Five kids!
She’s doubled over laughing, it takes a monumental effort to compose herself enough to sit up. She has to wipe her eyes.
“Oh, my god. I can’t— Brand. That’s a lot of fucking kids and you never—” Deep breath. Do not fall back into laughter. She presses her lips together, which just leads to muffled snickering sounds. “Okay. Okay. I’m calming down. I swear. Just— Brand. Dude.”